United States Crypto Miners Are Now Using as Much Power as Houston

Powers Combined Even if the crypto market isn't exactly growing in terms of profit, miners it are certainly increasing their energy consumption. The New York Times reported this week that just seven of the biggest Bitcoin mining companies are now using nearly as much electricity as all the homes in Houston combined, meaning that all crypto mining […]

Religious Zealots Think Bitcoin Was Created by God

We are very sorry to inform you that the Bitcoin bros are so not OK that some of them have begun believing that the cryptocurrency was sent down by the Christian God himself. "This is the genius of God," Tomer Strolight, a former nonbeliever who got into Bitcoin and subsequently got baptized because of it, […]

Most Investors Think Bitcoin's Value Will Get Chopped in Half Again

Bitcoin Just Had Its Worst Month in Crypto's Entire History

Free Fallin' Blockchain woes continue. Bitcoin lost 38 percent of its value in June alone, making this past month the worst in crypto's 12 year history, CNBC reports. Meanwhile, Ethereum's coin (ETH) rang in at an astonishing 47 percent value loss, and industry leaders crumble across the board — major crypto hedge fund Three Arrows […]

Crypto Startup in Crisis Insists That Its CEO Isn't Trying to Flee the Country

No Worries! In news that we definitely, one hundred percent believe, with absolutely no hesitance: Alex Mashinsky, CEO of anguished crypto lending firm Celsius, did NOT attempt to flee the US amid the ongoing bitcoin crash, as a Celsius spokesperson has clarified to Cointelegraph.

New York State May Ban Any Crypto Mining Powered by Fossil Fuels

Tick Tick Boom For weeks now, a bill that would ban all crypto mining that uses fossil fuels has languished on the desk of New York's governor, which begs the question — what now? This dramatic story, as reported by The Daily Beast, has gone mostly underreported this week as both the stock market and the […]

Bill Gates Ruthlessly Mocks NFTs as Crypto Market Collapses

Fool Me Once Bill Gates really, really, really hates cryptocurrency. The billionaire Microsoft founder has not been shy about his stance on digital coins in the past, arguing with Dogecoin-pushing rival Elon Musk over the currencies' viability and calling out Bitcoin mining operations for their destructive environmental impact. Now, in the wake of the sudden […]